Artemis Fowl (Disney+) Mini Movie Review - SPOILER ALERT, IT'S FOUL!

Artemis Fowl, released direct-to-Disney+ on June 12, 2020, is a live-action movie adaptation of my beloved childhood book series (which I occasionally re-read in its entirety to this day). Unfortunately, it's perhaps the second most offensively-to-the-source-material-bad movie that I've seen stemming from a property for which I have so much fondness. I was so moved (with frustration) that I even shot a little vlog.