GS2 Games I Own For Some Reason


I hope someday my son forgives me for having a Switch collection instead of a college fund, but it probably won't be because I own the Martian Panic Blaster Bundle. Here's all the GS2 junk on my shelves for which I'll have to answer.

Martian Panic is a reborn-Wii-shovelware "rail shooter" that's rough on the eyes, I bought the blaster bundle because it was like $10 and I'm an idiot and couldn't resist, but stupidly this doesn't even include a physical cart. I don't have Chicken Range but I'm sure it's exact same situation. Either you're paying slightly more for a physical cart separately or getting a stupid plastic-waste accessory, all just to own garbage, 1/5.

Terra Trilogy, I assume I got this on the back end of a "4 $10 games for $20" GameStop deal because I'm a sucker for anything X-games-in-1. This does have a tiny hint of charm in its nostalgic vibes and vector graphics, 2/5. For the same stupid-sucker reasons I've also more-strongly-than-I-care-to-admit considered the Time Management Games Collection which looks like a bunch of educational flash games from 2002, and the Contraptions Collection consisting of rube-goldberg-type physics puzzle games. 

Last but not least, World Quiz is exactly what it sounds like, and is perfectly on-theme with GS2's hidden-object- and basic-puzzle-heavy catalog. I think it was an overlooked part of a large buy, 1/5.

There actually are a couple GS2 games I very sincerely do intentionally on-purpose have on my wishlist. Tactical turn-based dungeon-delving RPG The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet of Chaos [Chicken Edition] and real-time strategy Ancestors Legacy honestly do look decent.

And also I want the Contraptions Collection, and also also I need therapy. 

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